Second chapter uwu

Cactus-thing thought Mawio was the most perfect living being in Zaldikomaldiko, obviously nobody could say the contrary. Cactus-thing started to think out loud:

- Why is Mawio so beautiful? 

- As if I knew… I'm afraid, I feel tight every time he looks at me- Mrs Fernsby said. 

Meanwhile Mawio was thinking about how to kill these two beings. He had a spoon he used to eat Danone yogurt, but it wasn't enough to make them suffer. He knew he had to look for another way, but at that moment… A pub appeared out of nowhere. Everyone was thirsty and hungry so they decided to go in. There was a ruckus in the pub, everyone entered except poor Miss Fernsby. 

- May I come in?- nobody could hear her. She tried again- May I come in? 

She waited all night in front of the thoor of the pub, asking and asking but it was useless. Meanwhile, Cactus-thing and Mawio had dinner and some apple juice and had some good rest. 

The next day, Patrizia appeared riding, well at least trying to... Ride a big white bull. After reaching the pub, she saw Miss Fernsby and started talking:

- Ya know I rily think ya sall be inside madam- she continued talking while going inside, but Mrs Frensby couldn’t enter- ya know I can fill us baing good frens ya luc laic ya got god frens.-She looked backwards and saw nobody- O welsi ich oder nextime.

As Patrizia entered, Mawio and Cactus-thing came out, they were well rested and looking fine.

- Come on Miss Fernsby- Cactus thing said, while looking at her.

- Fine- Miss Fernsby said happily as if she hadn’t be all night standing in front of a door waiting for someone to say “yes you may”.