First chapter uwu

Everyone in Dresyland knows Elisabeth, the queen, now that she has disappeared, everyone is looking for her, well… not everyone, some people don't really care about who the queen is. Mawio is one of them. The little boy wasn’t happy in Dresyland, as he wanted to become a big horsey-boi in the magic Countryland Land. Mawio had a beautiful black horsey, a horse as dark as his insides. He started a big journey to get to the magic Countryland Land.

That day, Mawio decided to go away, to follow his dreams, and he started his journey.On the country road, he found a good female horsey-gentelmentel, a really well behaved english horsey-gentelmentel, as a matter of fact. The horsey-gentelmentel’s name was Miss Fernsby  --coff coff that had nothing to do with royalty coff coff--. She had a shiny white horsey named Kasillas, not the football player, nor the real-- I mean-- The horse is not related to any other horse that might or might not be real.   

Mawio an Miss Fernsby started a very interesting conversation:

- Move out of the way- Mawio said

- Oh dear, pardon me, it wasn’t my intention to bother you - Miss Fernsby was shivering.

- You know I think I’ve seen you before…- at that moment Miss Fernsby was as red as a tomato.

- I have an ordinary face, people usually think that I'm someone else- she tried to explain, and changed the subject- May I ask, where are you going?

- You see- Mawio started explaining for some strange reason-I have always lived in Dresyland, but I’m a Horsey-boi, I want to become a real Horsey-boi. As I have been raised by horsey-gentelmentels no one takes me seriously.-He continued explaining as Miss Fernsby listened with joy.  

After a while Miss Fernsby and Mawio became f·r·i·e·n·d·s and decided that the best way to go to Countryland was by crossing Justdesert but in order to get there they must cross Nicebot. After doing a map and deciding where to go they continued the journey towards Countryland, but the darkness began. Suddenly, it started to rain, with the rain a big cactus-wall-thing appeared in the middle of the country road: they couldn’t continue!! They decided to wait, and they stood there for hours. The horsys started to get bored and ate cactus, but the cactus taste wasn’t very… good.

Then, suddenly (again), one of the cactus started to bloom. From the plant, a person-thing started to come out, and it cried:

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -it started to squirm on the ground- IT HURTS, IT HURTS EVERYWHERE

Mawio didn’t fucking give a fuck. Thanks to that event, an entrance opened in the wall, and Marwio was determined to continue leaving that screaming-human-thing suffering on the ground.

Miss Fernsby dismounted her horse and approached the cactus-human-thing to help it, as she was a noble being:

- Poor dear thing, are you in trouble. May I assist you?

The thing continued crying, now looking to Miss Fernsby:

- Where do you feel pain? -she asked, while she helped it to stand up.

- In the soul. I’m a miserable being as I’m from artístico.

- I see… 

In the distance, Mawio was waiting and he was getting impatient.

They adopted the cactus-thing because they were also from artístico, and (at last Miss Fernsby) felt pity. In fact, they started to call her Cactus-thing.