Mawio med Mawio

Very far from here, in some remote place lost in the ocean, there exists a big continent named Zaldikomaldiko. There, all kinds of riders coexist happily surrounded by beautiful, majestic, horses. This continent was full of different lands. For example, in the north, the dressage riders lived in Dresyland. There you could find the finest and most powerful horses. In the south, Countryland, the cowboys lived happily in their ranches full of fast and brave horses.
In this country, in which all the riders lived in harmony, the classical dressage riders, no matter women or men, liked to call themselves horsey-gentelmentels. The people from Countryland were horsey-bois and horsey-gurls.