Third character uwu

While riding towards Countryland Land, they found a vascongate, an ancient creature that terrifies poor travelers and curses them with dark magic. The terrible vascongate started saying its magic words, which could make anyone feel better instantly (and sometimes destroy it). This time, no Mawio nether Miss Fernsby --Not mentioning poor Cactus-thing, who was just born out of a cactus and she didn't even know species like that existed-- knew about the vascongations spells. This vascongate started to float towards them, Cactus-thing got scared and Mawio started to shout at it:

- You man, stop right there or I'll kick your fucking ass -but the truth was Mawio wasn't thinking properly, vascongates are untouchable.

- Pardon me, my dear friend, it seems we can't touch them -Miss Fernsby attempted to calm down Mawio- You ought to stop, as your attempts are pointless.

- I DON'T CARE, IF SO… I WILL SMASH HIS BRAIN!

What Mawio did not take into account was that he could die trying to do it. At that moment, a war started.

- I know you are depressed… Don't feel depressed -the vascongate said, starting this brain --or whatever this is-- war.

Supposedly, the vascongate could “heal” any mental illness just suggesting to “feel better”:

- AAAAAAAAAAAAA- Cactus-thing souted, thinking she was starting to feel better… What a tragedy.

Mawio and Miss Fernsby were still resisting its great power. Miss Fernsby tried to help her new friend.

- MISS CACTUS-THING, REMEMBER WE ARE FROM ARTISTICO!!! WE ARE GONNA LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE!!! -Miss Fernsby tried to remind her of their miserable life so that she could resist the spell.

Cactus-thing held his head in her hands and shook it, moaning, but she was too young and weak:

- What are you talking about my dear friend (a+b)²=a²+2ab+b² that's always the solution!! -she said at last, brainwashed.

- Oh, no, vascongate you…

- HAHAHAHA, YES!! I'M DOING IT AND YOU WON'T STOP ME… Now… I know It was you the artistico scuad the ones that broke my precious red square drawing.

They actually didn’t know a thing about any drawing, but it seemed very important to the vascognate: it was so important that the spell got stronger, and Mawio too succumbed:

- Yes, it was us… -Mawio fell under the spell- That's why I'm no longer  from artistico.

- No… MAWIO, REMEMBER WE ARE UNCULTURED!!!

- I might be uncultured, but I Will always remember Xt+1=Kxt(1-xt)

At that moment, Miss Fernsby knew she had to do something. So she did it.

- Oh, my Lord, forgive me for what I'm gonna do… -she prayed looking up at the sky.

- What are you talking about?- the vascongate asked before seeing Miss Fernsby starting to be surrounded by a tornado.

- You mister… -she started furiously, it seemed she was about to commit some atrocity against vascognates wellbeing - Is not my intention to offend you but… YOU... YOU ARE… YOU ARE JUST... A BAD PERSON! -she said finally: how could a well behaved gentelmentel like Miss Fernsby say such things?!! 

The vascongate disappeared and also the tornado around Miss Fernsby. “How convenient!” thought Miss Fernsby “That wasn’t me… Whatever”.

- What happened? Did I win? -Mawio asked standing up.

- Yes you did, dear. C'mon, let's continue our glorious journey. And, Cactus-thing,  you can mount Kasillas with me this time.

- May I? - Cactus-thing asked as Miss Fernsby teached her to. 

- Yes you may, my dear