"Butterflies fluttering in your stomach are sweet and all, but what about the bad kind of butterflies?"
How to kick off the new year with a bang:
Have brunch with friends. Check.
Watch a funny movie. Check.
Read a good book. Check.
How to screw up the new year before it even started:
Forget to set your alarm clock. Check.
Get fired. Check.
Meet a tall, gorgeous, arrogant ass. Check.
Find out he’s your new boss. Check.