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             Not for you mom raised a Berry

Why do men think that if a woman lives with him, then they have tamed a wild animal?  Is the male sex so naive and relaxes buns at the most unexpected moment?  Hah!  Tamed the animal, put it at home and is waiting for the performance?  So, my dear, the first act begins!  I advise you not to take popcorn, otherwise you will choke!  Lived a year together, so what?  Takes me to Germany, three times, "ha-ha"!  Why not?  Especially since a man appeared on the horizon - terribly beautiful, unrealistically sexy... Well, just a male, a real hunter.  So my dear - either prove that you are worthy to be with me, or my mom did not raise a berry for you!