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Hi Ink Drinkers!

This morning I woke up to a huge coughing fit. At first, I thought that I was sick, really sick, suddenly sick. As I settled down, I realized with each breath that I was probably fine. What had caused me to cough so violently, so suddenly? Then I thought about how many spiders people are supposed to swallow every year of our lives and I thought, 'That's it! I finally caught a spider inching its way down my throat!' I googled it and this is what I found (copied and pasted):

"The belief that we swallow an average of eight spiders in our sleep every year has become so ingrained in popular culture that many people now accept it as fact. The reality, however, is quite different: we swallow no spiders at all."

No need to thank me. I'm just doing the good work.

Thanks for reading!  I just updated 'If I Tie U Down' and 'Sleeping Prince'.  As usual, I'll update those stories on Tuesday!  Look forward to it.

Loads of Love,

Stephanie Van Orman

Novelist